a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
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if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
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i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
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